Today exposes a dark day for Chuck Norris fans as he reveals a shocking picture of himself WITHOUT his iconic tough-wielding beard. So, what does this have to do with “end times” or the return of Jesus? Nothing at all.
My reasoning behind this post is one thing: All things come to an end.
I know using Chuck Norris as one of my examples may sound a bit silly, but it was a simple way to get you interested in my post. Not to mention that Chuck Norris shaving is beard is actually a pretty big deal in today’s culture.
C’mon, haven’t you ever heard a Chuck Norris joke? Here are some to refresh your memory.
- Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just called logic.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.
- Chuck Norris has already been to mars, and that’s why there is no sign of life.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign-language.
- Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
I bet you’re already laughing huh?
The Reality Is: Although Chuck Norris is a cultural icon for his round-house kicks and ultimate punches, the dude isn’t avoiding age one bit. Regardless of what our culture thinks of him, he’s still aging and will eventually no-longer be.
When Jesus died on the cross he sacrificed himself in a brutal and bloody way. He gave himself as an unblemished lamb, sacrificing himself for the atonement of our sins. And while it’s very easy for us to get caught up in the culture, media, news, and highlights of life, we need to realize that WE ARE NOT PROMISED TOMORROW.
1 Peter 1:24-25 – “All people are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall,but the word of the Lord endures forever.”
The world is moving forward. All things eventually come to an end. And people are dying without knowing the love of Christ.
This post is to remind you that our calling as Christians does not end when we find Christ. In fact, that’s the day when it truly it begins. Share your faith, and be encouraged knowing that the power of Jesus is within you. Even Chuck Norris needs a Savior.
Know anymore Chuck Norris jokes? Submit them in a comment below.
- Jarrid Wilson
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants! Lol
Two of my favourites here.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chick Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee…. Except Chuck Norris.
If at first you don’t succeed – you’re not Chuck Norris.
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This is so true. I think Chuck Norris is about the same age as my dad (who is 66), though I am unsure of when Chuck Norris was born, but my dad always makes it seem like he is invincible as well and although I am sure Chuck Norris laughs at all the jokes, I am sure he realizes that he definitely is not invincible. Every man of power, every single person who thinks they are successful, none of that is everlasting or true compared to those who live out their lives for Christ. Great entry, Jarrid. I don’t really know any Chuck Norris jokes, though I have heard many said (and never the ones mentioned above, those were funny).
If Chuck Norris has $10 and you have $10, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room he doesn’t switch on the light, he turns off the dark.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
If superman and the flash had a race who would win? Chuck Norris.
:-D
All things that exist in this petty universe that we humans ruin inevitably fade into oblivion, the rapture is an end to anything. But a change. By definition, rapture means: The removal of, or from. Meaning it is not the end, but merely a change in which all in this world we either vanish into the sulfery void or vanish to the kingdom of heaven… But first has to come the judgement… Than the placement. It’s not going to be the end of the world. God is just going to change it. He never said he was going to destroy the world. He said he was going to destroy all that is evil, and have the final battle between good and evil. (Amageaden.) Revelation in translation means Apocalypse, meaning prophecy of the future. Things that are to come, A future of grate change… Not end… Just saying…
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